Selling sex & a Twinkie

Author: vvsv admin  //  Category: Selling

I caught the last showing of ZOMBIELAND, a cool lil’ movie.  Not too action-packed - but I was invested for the duration of it.  What was interesting was the previews prior to the main movie. I come to realize that EVERYBODY has something to sell.  So, if anyone says that they aren’t trying to sell you something/anything.  Slap’em.  Hard.  There was this particualr advert that caught me. It showed a good-looking guy at a cool party, bare-chested, shirt almost coming off and there was 2 hot chicks whom took notice of him and they come to him and start feeling him up and such.  All due in part because of cologne-type spray by Brand X (I’ll spare you my aff link). I was LMAO - So, the commercial is telling me if I buy Brand X and I go to a party/club and random hot chicks will feel me up - thus, prompting sex later.  From a normal mind-set I was like, “I’m buying this Brand X and hitting up da club, playa.”  Then, from an Affiliate Marketer mind-set I was like, “Thank You for your money.”  I realized it’s all in the sell and this sell worked.  It can be deemed false advertising if you want to look deeper into it.

In the end:  The advert sold me the cologne-type spray, per se.  Also, in the movie Woody Harrelson’s character was looking for a Twinkie and I wanted a Twinkie after the movie.  Though, I didn’t go get one.  It was clever how they did it and I’ll give them credit for it.  As I’m venturing through Affiliate Marketing, I am beginning to see the tricks and tactics of selling.  It’s a bloody war.

PS:
Yes, I pimped the Twinkie, now you’ll see the movie and see what the Twinkie is all about. ;)

The power of the Twinkie compels you to Twitter

Yummy.

Join the Taiwanese military!

Author: vvsv admin  //  Category: Selling

Hmm… This advert for the recruitment of soldiers for the Taiwanese military is highly suspect. They are advertising that their military has actual TRANSFORMERS! Don’t believe me… Like z’OMG, see for yourself:

I wonder if someone can sue, when an actual person actually joins and then, come to find out that there are *gasp* no TRANSFORMERS! Can this be labled under false advertising or really smart selling by the Taiwanese government? I say sue.

She’s going to my recruitment office in Twitter

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